User:Danrr/Drunkard

This is suggestion for a new class in Diablo III. It's the brainchild of me and. This suggestion has been forwarded to Blizzard, not.

The Drunkard

Lore
Inspired by the wisdom of Farnham and the fierce exploits of Geglash, these fearless warrior went to the Drunken Masters in Xiansai to train in the mystical ways of the Drunken Monkey. Having trained hard and drank even harder. Their spirit, and their livers, are powerful enough to battle the forces of the Three even in Hell.

In-game
Instead of mana they have Temulency, which can be refilled by drinking any kind of potion, and drops constantly. Due to the constant wobbliness cause by their inebriety, Drunkard have an Attack Rating penalty, but they have a faster run/walk and increased Defense. Their class-specific item is the Barrel. Shield-like items that add tumulency, elemental damage and skill levels.

Offensive Skills:

 * Puke Breath: No one likes to step in puke, monsters make no exception. The drunkard uses this to his advantage and has mastered puking and made an effective AoE attack. Creates a ring of poisonous puke around the player. Damage and duration increase with level.
 * Piss Blaster: Everyone knows how beer can fill up a bladder in no time, but at this level of training, bladder control is not a problem and urine can be used as devastating weapon. Creates a stream of hot yellow liquid that deals fire damage. Damage and pressure increase with prostate level. Has a cooldown of 2 minutes or 3 potions.
 * Six-pack Crunch: With the experience gained from crunching beer cans with his forehead, a drunkard has no problem with crunching enemies in the same way. After crunching enemies, if left alive, are shorter by n%. Deals physical damage. Damage and shortness of monsters increase with level.

Defensive Skills:

 * Wobble Evade: Passive skill. This skill takes the natural tipsiness of a Drunkard to the extreme. Increases Defense by 2 % per skill level.
 * Puke Shield: All monsters that attack the player lose life proportional to their dislike of puke.
 * Pass-out in a Ditch: Fakes death to wake up in the morning in a puddle of his own piss and puke. Hang-out is proportional to the amount of life and tumulency left when used.

Barrels
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