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"Soulstonehead" - to the tune of The Coasters' "Yakety Yak."

Listen to the original tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI

Comment on this parody at http://BIGYESBOMB.blogspot.com/2009/03/soulstonehead-diablo-parody-of-yakety.html

Lines 1-5
- Went down to Tristram; slashed and bashed!

- He killed all demons; made big cash!

- Then saw and killed Archbishop Laz!

- Slew Diablo, freed Albrect, he has!

- Stuck it up there! Soulstonehead!

Lines 6-10
- Drank a lot of potions for health!

- He leveled up to learn some spells!

- He fought the monsters well until

- He saw Diablo and cast still!

- Stuck it up there! Soulstonehead!

Lines 11-15
- Should've been warned about the stone!

- Red soulstone should've smashed at home!

- The Hellforge really where it's at

- But that stone's now his brain's welcome mat!

- Stuck it up there! Soulstonehead!

Lines 16-20
- Now he goes off dark wanderin',

- Salvation's what he's ponderin',

- But Diablo has overtook

- His body. Now his soul is cooked!

- Stuck it up there! Soulstonehead!

Final Lines
- Stuck it up there! Stuck it up there!

- Stuck it up there! Stuck it up there!...

Original Lyrics
Take out the papers and the trash

Or you don't get no spendin' cash

If you don't scrub that kitchen floor

You ain't gonna rock and roll no more

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room

Let's see that dust fly with that broom

Get all that garbage out of sight

Or you don't go out Friday night

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat

And walk yourself to the laundromat

And when you finish doin' that

Bring in the dog and put out the cat

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks

Your father's hip; he knows what cooks

Just tell your hoodlum friend outside

You ain't got time to take a ride

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Yakety yak, yakety yak

Yakety yak, yakety yak

Yakety yak, yakety yak

Yakety yak, yakety yak